Magic Mike XXL

Posted on July 14, 2015


Magic Mike XXL – The boys are back and on their way to Myrtle Beach for one last shot as “male entertainers.” Leaving Tampa, they make a stop in Jacksonville to revisit Mad Mary’s where they dance gaily. Next up is Savannah, only 140 miles from Jacksonville, it seems to take them two days to get there. But who cares about that. It’s the dancing, the amazing moves, the strength it takes to do some of those moves, and, okay, the bodies play a part too. It’s all fun, philosophy, friendship and lots and lots of other F words.

Mike (Channing Tatum) is magic; Ken (Matt Bomer) is zen; BD Rich (Joe Manganiello) is angry; Tarzan (Kevin Nash) is big; Tito (Adam Rodriguez) is cute, cute; Tobias (Gabriel Glesias) is happy. Michael Strahan is, well, let’s just say you will never look at him the same way again. Jada Pinkett Smith (Rome) did a terrific job. This is her best role since Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Actually, it may be her only role since then.

Guys: Just an fyi, if a scooped out neckline t-shirt looks crappy on Channing Tatum, it won’t do anything for you, so puh-lease stay away from them. Girls: Grab your bff and go see it.